Holy sh*t this is fun!

So, I think I've found something I enjoy more than pretty much anything and everything I have ever done ever.

More than admiring my taut tummy in the full-length mirror first thing in the morning, more than serendipitously catching the uncensored versions of Roadhouse or Ruthless People on a lazy Saturday afternoon, and even more than...well, okay, I guess there is one thing I do fancy a bit more, but that's it -- that's the only activity.

Thanks to a couple of always-thinkin'-of-me readers, I've discovered the world of Polyvore, a program that allows you to cobble together, collage-style, an outfit - or anything, really - using pictures from the Interwebs. Though I haven't yet tried this, they even tell me readers will be able to click on any of the individual items in the photo and be immediately whisked over to the link from which the item came.

Too. 'Effing. Cool.

Obviously, I'll be making good use of this new toy for my May-jah Friday feature, but for now, take a gander at my first Polyvore creation, a $9,654.45 wishlist collection I like to call, "Because I felt like dressing up, that's why":