Where has all the good taste gone?

Bad shoes.

They're not just in DC and not just on the feet of middle-aged secretaries and stay at home Moms who consider their wide-strapped nubuck Mephisto sandals the perfect "goin' out" complement to their J. Jill 'Wearever' separates.

No, even the youngest, most well-paid, and in some cases, truly stylish stars are prone to an off day when it comes to footwear.

Below are what I consider the 10 worst offenses (so far) of 2008.

Enjoy as best you can...

If you'd picked the silver fox instead of the young waiter, you'd probably have made off with a nicer parting gift than these clompers...

All your heavy, heavy sadness must require a lot of moonboot cushioning, huh?

How very uncharacteristically Del Boca Vista of you, oh stylish one...

Burberry plaid + pointy-toe = one more reason why I never buy magazines with you on the cover...

She's the last person I'd expect to rock a B-'n'-T espadrille of this uglitude...

As amazing as your pins are, m'dear, the French tips and cork heeled prom shoes have me leaning toward team LC...

Thankfully, the rest of you doesn't fit at all with the Mary-Poppins-gone-bondage theme you've created from the ankle down...

I would've loved these when I was 15...oddly enough, the last time I loved you was when I was 15!

Only you and Tamra from "Real Housewives" would rock this kind of tacky sh*t...

Not only are you inept at counting, but you also can't seem to tell the difference between Broadway kicks and red carpet heels...