Masters of Horror: John McNaughton: Haeckel's Tale: 7 out of 10: Can one justify seeing a rather pedestrian one hour episode simply because a gorgeous woman has one of the most bizarre and erotic sex scenes near the films "climax"? I'm certainly going to try.
First the pedestrian stuff. This is an historical horror movie, all horse drawn carriages and talk of electricity. It's nice for a change of pace and is well done here.
The films main character is that old chestnut "a man of science". He is trying to replicate Victor Frankenstein's experiments and is instead setting corpses on fire. The movie takes a very unexpected turn as he is summoned to his dying father and precedes on a leisurely peregrination kind of like that the gay character takes in As Good As It Gets.
On his jaunt he runs into a necromancer who raises people from the dead for a fee. The necromancer is very well played by Coen favorite Jon Polito (A cheap talented Danny DeVito). Man of science is curious but disparages the hocus pocus mystical explanation of the necromancer's skills.
The movie continues to meander, much like the main character, until our protaganist ends up at the house of a weird old man and his too young and too beautiful wife. This is where my patience with the film paid off.
Leela Savasta made such an impression on me I immediately want to see the rest of her films… both of them. Heck I want to buy an office block in Vancouver. (She sells Canadian real estate as well as acting and modeling). Yes I turned from bemused viewer to gushing fan boy almost immediately.
So in conclusion, the movie is a decent albeit slow, and Savasta will make a man leave his wife and travel a continent and buy a small affordable Canadian strip mall. Or at the very least see that new Black Christmas remake.
"Haeckel's Tale Breast Actress in a Horror Film Leela Savasta"
"Haeckel's Tale Frankenstien Sex Toy Elizabeth McQuade"
"Haeckel's Tale Merzling Jon Polito Derek Cecil"
"Haeckel's Tale New Sex filled Disney Ride Leela Savasta"
"Haeckel's Tale Nineteenth Century Topless Neon Elizabeth McQuade"
"Haeckel's Tale Reflective Nude Leela Savasta"
"Haeckel's Tale Topless Heart Leela Savasta"
"Haeckel's Tale Zombie Sex Leela Savasta"
"Haeckel's Tale Zombie Meal Elizabeth McQuade"
"Haeckel's Tale Zombies are already stiff so says Leela Savasta"
"Haeckel's Tale Zombie Sex Orgasm Leela Savasta"
Look it's a Zombie orgy... and yes it is much better than that sounds.
Okaym I admit it the Zombie Orgy "climax" cracks me up every time.
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