Neus Asensi

Neus Asensi appeared in Arachnid. She and her two talents are also frequent guests in European men’s magazines. She has never really broken into the western market outside of the rare B-movie export.



"6500 Killer Housewives Nip Slip"


"Mark Nipple"


"Stammers without Clothes"


"Timmermann Naked"


"Tom Bikini"





Neus Asensi takes a bath while wearing her pearls in Locos Por el Sexo (Sex Crazy)




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Basic Instinct 2... Instinct says run

Basic Instinct 2: 4 out of 10: I understand the urge of some to declare this a guilty pleasure. After all, the entire movie is fascinatingly ridiculous. Sharon Stone's character from the first film has turned into a tour de force caricature. Yes she is too old to play the role, but as written I cannot think of any other actor who could play it either.





The idea that any of the characters would find her so appealing that they would jettison any shred of common sense out of the window is…well… nuts. It is not so much the physical that is unappealing as it is the mental. Her character screams, look at me I am psychotic.





Now certainly some of us have been guilty of being seduced by a patently psychotic middle-aged nymphomaniac, but alcohol and late hours not to mention a dimly lit bar are usually involved. To be seduced by such a creature in the sober light of day is pure science fiction.





Indeed every character in the movie seems inexplicably smitten in one way or the other by Stone. I can buy one disturbed and naive character, such as the baby faced psychiatrist going nuts over her, but his ex-wife and her lover as well?





The movie has other faults as well. There really is not all that much sex and it does drag at times. In addition, while beautifully shot, there is a lack of cohesive story and the supposed twists are more yawn inducing than shocking.





Certainly, the film is worth a look just for Stone's over the top performance but don't be surprised if you check your watch while shaking your head in disbelief.











Flora Montgomery engaging in quite a good sex scene in Basic Instinct 2


Opening credits with Sharon Stone driving fast after she apparently lost something between her legs.



Sharon Stone tries to seduce her shrink with a see through white shirt and some really bad line reading.



Sharon Stone talks dirty while straddling a chair. It's kind of sad a few dozen years ago she would have been crossing and uncrossing her legs while Seinfeld's Newman sweated. Now the effect is more that of Estelle Getty cursing.



Sharon Stone at a biker orgy. You know with that music and camera work this would been a perfect time for vampires to show up. If any movie could have used a surprise vampire attack it was Basic Instinct 2. Heck I think it would have made more sense overall.



Can you do autoerotic asphyxiation with two people? (BTW helpful hint it is asphyxiation not affixation even though the later has 15,000 illiterate hits on Google search.



Sharon Stone topless in the hot tub... and know it is not just you. Her breasts do look like they belong to two different people.



Now Imagine you just spent the families milk money on an uncut version of Basic Instinct 2 because you heard that Sharon Stones super hot sex scene was cut because it caused the censors to attack passersby in the street after viewing they were so consumed with lust. Well this is the scene... some PG-13 through the shirt nipple action and endless blah blah blah by Stone.


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Krista Allen

Krista Allen has appeared in everything from the TV series Charmed to the latest Final Destination movie (In 3d no less). She is a decent actress and has some fine um assets.

She dated George Clooney for two years, She starred in 8 separate Emmanuel movies in one year. So why was she in such cheese as Silent Venom???? And why is she keeping her shirt on???? No explanation is forthcoming. In the meantime, let us enjoy a blast from the past.

"801 in the shower"


"Krista Allen meets with some Hollywood agents"


"Auge'


"Which is scarier in a bar? Hot Chick with shotgun or Judah Friedlander?"


"Bills not paid Krista Allen left topless in cold cave"


"Hooters waitress goes wild"


"Krista Allen... acting"



"If you stop staring at her breasts for a minute you may notice the blood"


"Extreme Sexy"


"Coral Snake Necklace"


"Gonneville Crown"


"Jockeys"


"List of attributes"


"McGowan Seventies"


"Rock Hard Nipple"


"Slash Topless"


"Trémoulet Sex"


Videos


Krista Allen having sex and letting the puppies breathe in Emmanuel World of Desire. Still no word on when her Emmanuel series will be on DVD or at the very least Netflix instant.



Krista Allen as the Oracle in Charmed



More Oracle action



I like the way Krista rubs herself when describing female vulnerability



Krista Allen gets down and naked in the mid nineties Burt Reynolds vehicle Raven



Krista Allen gets naked and makes tender love in a second Raven scene.



Krista Allen takes a shower in The Haunted Sea.



Aztecs sacrifice a buck naked Krista Allen in The Haunted Sea



Part two of the Aztec sacrifice. Man they simply don't have their shit together no wonder the Spanish wiped them out.



Krista Allen gets touched by a rose in Emmanuelle A Time to Dream



Krista Allen takes a surprisingly thorough shower in Emmanuelle A Time to Dream



Oh my god the bed is on fire... no really... Okay what stoner is running the dry ice machine. Is it the idiot who keeps playing the pan flute while these people are trying to have sex?



Long and fairly well done lovemaking scene featuring Krista Allen in Emmanuelle A Time to Dream



Krista Allen getting softcore in Emmanuelle Concealed Fantasy.



Krista Allen masturbates with a shower head in Emmanuelle Concealed Fantasy.



Krista Allen in another lengthy sex scene in Emmanuelle Concealed Fantasy with feathers and ferns.



Krista Allen combines taking a shower and having sex... I'm starting to think that these Emmanuelle films of hers are not exactly plot heavy.



Krista Allen in Emmanuelle Concealed Fantasy having sex with yet another nameless guy...



Krista Allen is back in the bathtub and this time she brought her loofah sponge. The woman has the cleanest breasts in filmdom.



Well you can't accuse Emmanuelle Concealed Fantasy for not having enough sex scenes, In fact I am begging to wonder if it has anything but.



Wine glasses a rug and an overhead camera spinning around Krista Allen's naked breasts.



I hear the voice of George Costanza's mother in my head "How many booby videos are you going to post?"



Whew final Emmanuelle Concealed Fantasy clip combining all the major themes of this movie the bathtub, the passionate sex with an unknown dude and close-ups of Krista Allen's breasts. If Joe Bob Briggs were to rate this film I honestly think he reach his counting limit before the movie ran out of breasts.



A little light bondage and Kristy Allen is ready for a new adventure called Emmanuelle One Final Fling which seems suspiciously like the other Emmanuelle films.



Krista Allen in Emmanuelle Queen of the Galaxy which is where the whole Emmanuelle in Space motif came from. So it is just like the other Emmanuelle films complete with the going in a circle camera work except there are neon tubes and a feminine computer voice keeps saying "Captain internal pressure still rising" which is a double entendre one supposes.



Krista Allen masturbating topless on a red leather couch in Emmanuelle A World of Desire.



Here is young Krista Allen with a little girl voice and partially clothed just hinting at her breasts with her white shirt on. I find this scene from Emmanuelle A World of Desire sexier in some ways from the more obvious nude scenes.



Krista Allen and Claire St Patrick play topless around the Venus De Milo in Emmanuelle A World of Desire.



Krista Allen and Tami Simsek in a French Maid outfit get a little lesbian in Emmanuelle A World of Desire.



Krista Allen and Debra Beatty make love in bra and panties in Emmanuelle A World of Desire



Krista Allen and Debra Beatty have a menage a trois in Emmanuelle A World of Desire. In reality it is a hilariously bad scene as the wrong girl fakes her orgasm.



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